If anyone cares, it's

and there's still no Gender Identity Unicorn at MHPS.

​The Unicorn
   by Shel Silverstein
    adapted by The Arson Rats

A long time ago, when the Earth was new
God made the animals two by two.
And when he'd made animals of every form
that's when he made the Gender Unicorn

There was cute little dogs and whisker-faced cats
And slithering slugs and leather wing bats
There were bees and birds of every form
And then there was the Gender Unicorn

Some animals was boys and some was other
some were a sister and some a brother
but the only one that knew the score
was the all-in-one Gender Unicorn

There was cute little dogs and whisker-faced cats
And slithering slugs and leather wing bats
There were bees and birds of every form
And watching over all was the Gender Unicorn